Now, good ol' Kris Kringle is a cool guy in my book and he should be in yours too. He brings joy to children in much of the world and asks only that we be good to each other in return (cookies and milk help are bennies).
There are just a few simple rules that you absolutely must follow regarding this wonderfully jolly fellow:
Rule #1: Do NOT try to catch Santa in the act of leaving gifts at your home.
Rule #2: Do NOT try to destroy the world.
Rule #3: Do NOT put alcohol in the egg nog you leave for Santa.
That's it - 3 simple and self-evident rules. Santa doesn't ask for much!
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